I am the Mistress of Minutiae
High Priestess of Hyper-vigilance
Goddess of God-damned Details –
So sensitive to your needs;
So ignorant of my own.
A self-appointed higher power
in human form
placed among you to
notice issues that you didn’t see,
solve problems before they arise,
and criticize the cloud around
your silver lining.
Before the party’s over
I clear the tables and hoist the chairs,
my place in heaven
cemented by my many good deeds.
God, it’s lonely up here.